Nice little poem from Anne Marie Charett

http://mavericktester.com/archive/please-dont-hire-me/


 If you want perfect software
If you want me to break your code 
If you want to measure me by the number of test scripts
I write If you want me to tell you its ready to ship 
If you want 100% of your product tested 
If your looking for a tester to only “check” if things look ok 
If you want your testers to mindlessly follow test scripts 
If you want training on a test process If you feel you can’t test without requirements

But if you’re looking for a tester who prides herself on the work she delivers, offers as much value to her clients as she can, and has a reputation for excellent testing, then yes, please hire me!