Nice little poem from Anne Marie Charett

 If you want perfect software
If you want me to break your code 
If you want to measure me by the number of test scripts
I write If you want me to tell you its ready to ship 
If you want 100% of your product tested 
If your looking for a tester to only “check” if things look ok 
If you want your testers to mindlessly follow test scripts 
If you want training on a test process If you feel you can’t test without requirements

But if you’re looking for a tester who prides herself on the work she delivers, offers as much value to her clients as she can, and has a reputation for excellent testing, then yes, please hire me!